Weekday Dorothy, Weekend Blanche

I'm Heather Trawick. I like good films, crap t.v. and most snacks.
LA Week 1: 
So it’s been a little over a week since I officially moved to LA. It feels pretty fucking weird. 

LA Week 1: 

So it’s been a little over a week since I officially moved to LA. It feels pretty fucking weird. 

Lest We Forget

Lest We Forget

I guess I really do have my swagger back. All that after a co-worker told me I was like an old lady today. 

Ladies, Feast your eyes….

Fucking Flash Mobs. Aren’t they just the excessive audience participation of our time? I hate that shit.

When Crows attack

On my way out of work today I was attacked by a crow. 

The little fucker swooped on me from behind, proceeded to land/claw at my head for a brief second before taking off. (S)He? perched itself on the ledge near where I stopped and had the audacity to crow at me. I get that it was possibly protecting its young etc. But this is a very busy walkway between two of the main building on campus. This pretty much cemented any ill feelings I harbored for Crows.

Let’s take stock in what function crows hold in modern society; They wake me up way too early on summer weekend mornings, they have really annoying sounding ‘craws’ or whatever the hell that is called,  they’re goths, they ‘craw’ at you when you are walking or jogging under a tree that they occupy, like they fucking own it, or something. Pieces of shit. They also tend to die in a dismembered state. Rarely do I come across a fully intact crow carcass. It’s always a set of wings, a singular wing or a torso with guts coming out of it. 

I understand that they are meant to be ‘really smart’. But, seriously, they are just a species of assholes. If your roommate acted like this you would plot their death. Also rolling in a crew and calling it a ‘murder’? I call bullshit.

The new crack cocaine of television. Seriously I think I’ve watched 5 episodes in the last 24 hours (Don’t judge, I’m unemployed). So insanely good. Maybe it’s just falling in line with the dawn of a golden age of television, due to the horrific state of unoriginality and milquetoast leanings of the film industry, I don’t know. But seriously watch this, it’s french, most of the cast has that sort of pervy-french-hot thing going on, it moves fast (although gruesome at times) and it’s really fucking smart. Download the BBC airings for embedded subtitles.

(Source: youtube.com)